Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Check out Issue 2 at http://georgetownheckler.com
NEW ISSUE OF THE HECKLER
Saturday, September 30, 2006
For those of you who like what you read on this blog, be sure to check out our main website http://www.georgetownheckler.com for our brand new issue.
Sudoku Is Not Addictive
Thursday, September 14, 2006
A lot of people have been getting into that game sudoku recently. I have a friend who keeps telling me to try it. He keeps telling me how addictive it is. I tried to explain to him that heroin is addictive, sudoku is stupid.
Household Hooker Tip #6
Monday, August 28, 2006
You may often find yourself with a desire to fornicate with more than one hooker at a time. Copulating with two hookers is often known as a mènage-a-trois, and is derived from the French for "armpit hair wine frog." Two hookers can be double the fun, but paying for them can often be pricy. Instead, try this recipe for success: 1) Drink gallon of grain alcohol/bathtub gin. 2) wait a few minutes. Magically one hooker will become two. For those of you into twin sex (sex with twins, you idiot) this will also work. This strategy is possible with non-hookers as well, but the alcohol induced near-death beating that is almost sure to come after the sexual act is complete is less well received by non-hookers, and often frowned upon by the local populace and law enforcement agents.
Does anyone else have a problem with the new Pepto Bismol slogans?
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Check out the yellow highlighted slogans for Pepto Bismol and Children's Pepto. Someone working for Pepto Bismol's ad campaign is one sick motherfucker (and possibly a pedophile).
