Wednesday, April 15, 2009
The transcript:
SPEAKER: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
OBAMA: Thank you so much. Please, everybody be seated.
Well, to President DeGioia, thank you so much for the gracious introduction, and thanks for bringing your family, including J.T. Appreciate you.
(LAUGHTER AT OBAMA PRETENDING TO APPRECIATE DEGIOIA)
The -- we're going to invite him over to hang out with the girls.
(LAUGHTER)
He's a pretty good-looking young man.
Eww. Eww. Eww. Eww. What does that mean, and why would he want DeGioia's son to do that to his daughters? I mean, it's kind of gross that DeGioia even has a son. Some people probably even question if he is the father...
Wait, where have I seen that hair before?
AHHHHHH! THERE IT IS! OBAMA IS SECRETLY LINKED TO BLAGOJEVICH! AHHHHHH! AND HE WANTS BLAGO'S SECRET SON TO SPAWN WITH HIS DAUGHTERS AND CONTINUE THE DYNASTY! Eww.
Anyway, I stopped watching the video at this point:
To Georgetown University students, it is great to see you.
(LONG, RAPTUROUS, BOASTFUL APPLAUSE)
Calm the fuck down, people. Your biggest cheer during the speech should not be for yourselves. Uggh, Georgetown.
1 comments:
Wow. You must have a lot of time on your hands. I mean really, you're making disgusting remarks about children? They 're seven years old. What kind of person are you?
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