Monday, June 05, 2006
A lot of people say that religion is the opiate of the masses. But I've never stolen one of my grandma's kidneys and sold it just so I could smoke a little more religion (don't look at me like that, old people don't even use kidneys). On the other hand, how much cooler would it be if religion allowed opium at the masses. I'd definitely go to mass then. If I could get high, you know? Maybe then I'd believe some of that crap. Some guy walked on water? A burning bush? Hell yea, you're blowing my mind man! Give me another hit of that opium! But don't you dare pass that collection hat around. I need my money for more opium. You got me addicted religion!
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